Eat this, Gawker.

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Seen around Chicago:

Thursday, 9:11 A.M.

Jessica Simpson, getting on the Purple line at Fullerton. She is with a bunch of DePaul students and they are giggling; something about “fuckburger.” She is holding the end of a leash, the other end is fastened to the neck of a gigantic ostrich.

Thursday, 1:27 PM

Bill Moyers walking out of a Subway shop on Chicago Ave. He is walking on his hands and balancing his bag, presumably containing his sandwich, on the bottoms of his feet. He looks hoT!!

Thursday, 11:57 PM

Dick Cheney sitting on a bench on the beach. Looking out at the lake and smoking a fat joint.

One Response to “Eat this, Gawker.”

  1. booksie Says:

    Um, this is one of the funniest things I’ve read all week. I hope this becomes a regular addition to this blog. Nice work.

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